Dumpcember

The Crypto Winter Has Arrived

DECEMBER 2025
Red December Calendar

⚠️ WARNING: CRITICAL MARKET CONDITION ⚠️

The prophecy has been fulfilled. The bulls have fallen. The charts bleed red.

JOIN THE CARNAGE

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CASUALTIES OF WAR

BTC -42.0% 💀
ETH -58.3% 💀
DOGE -91.2% 💀
SHIB -99.4% 💀
SOL -67.8% 💀
ADA -73.1% 💀
BTC -42.0% 💀
ETH -58.3% 💀
DOGE -91.2% 💀
"WAGMI they said...
HODL they said...
To the moon they said..."

- Every Crypto Bro, December 2025

THE STAGES OF RED DECEMBER

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Day 1: "Just a dip"
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Day 3: "Buying opportunity"
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Day 7: "Zoom out!"
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Day 14: "Where Lambo?"
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Day 31: "Wendy's hiring"