⚠️ WARNING: CRITICAL MARKET CONDITION ⚠️
The prophecy has been fulfilled. The bulls have fallen. The charts bleed red.
CASUALTIES OF WAR
BTC -42.0% 💀
ETH -58.3% 💀
DOGE -91.2% 💀
SHIB -99.4% 💀
SOL -67.8% 💀
ADA -73.1% 💀
BTC -42.0% 💀
ETH -58.3% 💀
DOGE -91.2% 💀
How it feels checking your wallet
Watching your portfolio in real-time
Your investment strategy
Your new career path
Current relationship status
Staring at the charts all night
"WAGMI they said...
HODL they said...
To the moon they said..."
THE STAGES OF RED DECEMBER
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Day 1: "Just a dip"
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Day 3: "Buying opportunity"
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Day 7: "Zoom out!"
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Day 14: "Where Lambo?"
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Day 31: "Wendy's hiring"